CHESTERTON-THE TRENDEDOUS TRIFLES - XXVIII The Lion


XXIX Humanity: an Interlude

Except for some fine works of art, which seem to be there by accident,

the City of Brussels is like a bad Paris, a Paris with everything noble

cut out, and everything nasty left in. No one can understand Paris

and its history who does not understand that its fierceness is the balance

and justification of its frivolity. It is called a city of pleasure;

but it may also very specially be called a city of pain. The crown of

roses is also a crown of thorns. Its people are too prone to hurt others,

but quite ready also to hurt themselves. They are martyrs for religion,

they are martyrs for irreligion; they are even martyrs for immorality.

For the indecency of many of their books and papers is not of the sort

which charms and seduces, but of the sort that horrifies and hurts;

they are torturing themselves. They lash their own patriotism into life

with the same whips which most men use to lash foreigners to silence.

The enemies of France can never give an account of her infamy or decay

which does not seem insipid and even polite compared with the things which

the Nationalists of France say about their own nation. They taunt and

torment themselves; sometimes they even deliberately oppress themselves.

Thus, when the mob of Paris could make a Government to please itself,

it made a sort of sublime tyranny to order itself about. The spirit is

the same from the Crusades or St. Bartholomew to the apotheosis of Zola.

The old religionists tortured men physically for a moral truth.

The new realists torture men morally for a physical truth.

Now Brussels is Paris without this constant purification of pain.

Its indecencies are not regrettable incidents in an

everlasting revolution. It has none of the things which make good

Frenchmen love Paris; it has only the things which make unspeakable

Englishmen love it. It has the part which is cosmopolitan--

and narrows; not the part which is Parisian--and universal.

You can find there (as commonly happens in modern centres)

the worst things of all nations--the DAILY MAIL from England,

the cheap philosophies from Germany, the loose novels of France,

and the drinks of America. But there is no English broad fun,

no German kindly ceremony, no American exhilaration, and,

above all, no French tradition of fighting for an idea.

Though all the boulevards look like Parisian boulevards,

though all the shops look like Parisian shops, you cannot look

at them steadily for two minutes without feeling the full

distance between, let us say, King Leopold and fighters

like Clemenceau and Deroulede.

. . . . .

For all these reasons, and many more, when I had got into Brussels I began

to make all necessary arrangements for getting out of it again; and I

had impulsively got into a tram which seemed to be going out of the city.

In this tram there were two men talking; one was a little man with a

black French beard; the other was a baldish man with bushy whiskers,

like the financial foreign count in a three-act farce. And about the time

that we reached the suburb of the city, and the traffic grew thinner,

and the noises more few, I began to hear what they were saying.

Though they spoke French quickly, their words were fairly easy to follow,

because they were all long words. Anybody can understand long words

because they have in them all the lucidity of Latin.

The man with the black beard said: "It must that we have the Progress."

The man with the whiskers parried this smartly by saying:

"It must also that we have the Consolidation International."

This is a sort of discussion which I like myself, so I listened

with some care, and I think I picked up the thread of it.

One of the Belgians was a Little Belgian, as we speak

of a Little Englander. The other was a Belgian Imperialist,

for though Belgium is not quite strong enough to be altogether

a nation, she is quite strong enough to be an empire.

Being a nation means standing up to your equals, whereas being

an empire only means kicking your inferiors. The man with whiskers

was the Imperialist, and he was saying: "The science, behold there

the new guide of humanity."

And the man with the beard answered him: "It does not suffice to

have progress in the science; one must have it also in the sentiment

of the human justice."

This remark I applauded, as if at a public meeting, but they were much

too keen on their argument to hear me. The views I have often heard in

England, but never uttered so lucidly, and certainly never so fast.

Though Belgian by nation they must both have been essentially French.

Whiskers was great on education, which, it seems, is on

the march. All the world goes to make itself instructed.

It must that the more instructed enlighten the less instructed.

Eh, well then, the European must impose upon the savage the science

and the light. Also (apparently) he must impose himself on

the savage while he is about it. To-day one travelled quickly.

The science had changed all. For our fathers, they were

religious, and (what was worse) dead. To-day humanity had

electricity to the hand; the machines came from triumphing;

all the lines and limits of the globe effaced themselves.

Soon there would not be but the great Empires and confederations,

guided by the science, always the science.

Here Whiskers stopped an instant for breath; and the man with

the sentiment for human justice had "la parole" off him in a flash.

Without doubt Humanity was on the march, but towards the sentiments,

the ideal, the methods moral and pacific. Humanity directed itself

towards Humanity. For your wars and empires on behalf of civilisation,

what were they in effect? The war, was it not itself an affair of the

barbarism? The Empires were they not things savage? The Humanity had

passed all that; she was now intellectual. Tolstoy had refined all

human souls with the sentiments the most delicate and just. Man was

become a spirit; the wings pushed. . . .

. . . . .

At this important point of evolution the tram came to a jerky stoppage;

and staring around I found, to my stunned consternation, that it

was almost dark, that I was far away from Brussels, that I could not

dream of getting back to dinner; in short, that through the clinging

fascination of this great controversy on Humanity and its recent complete

alteration by science or Tolstoy, I had landed myself Heaven knows where.

I dropped hastily from the suburban tram and let it go on without me.

I was alone in the flat fields out of sight of the city.

On one side of the road was one of those small, thin woods

which are common in all countries, but of which, by a coincidence,

the mystical painters of Flanders were very fond. The night was

closing in with cloudy purple and grey; there was one ribbon of silver,

the last rag of the sunset. Through the wood went one little path,

and somehow it suggested that it might lead to some sign of life--

there was no other sign of life on the horizon. I went along it,

and soon sank into a sort of dancing twilight of all those tiny trees.

There is something subtle and bewildering about that sort of frail

and fantastic wood. A forest of big trees seems like a bodily barrier;

but somehow that mist of thin lines seems like a spiritual barrier.

It is as if one were caught in a fairy cloud or could not pass a phantom.

When I had well lost the last gleam of the high road a curious

and definite feeling came upon me. Now I suddenly felt something

much more practical and extraordinary--the absence of humanity:

inhuman loneliness. Of course, there was nothing really lost

in my state; but the mood may hit one anywhere. I wanted men--

any men; and I felt our awful alliance over all the globe.

And at last, when I had walked for what seemed a long time, I saw

a light too near the earth to mean anything except the image of God.

I came out on a clear space and a low, long cottage, the door

of which was open, but was blocked by a big grey horse,

who seemed to prefer to eat with his head inside the sitting-room.

I got past him, and found he was being fed by a young man

who was sitting down and drinking beer inside, and who saluted

me with heavy rustic courtesy, but in a strange tongue.

The room was full of staring faces like owls, and these I

traced at length as belonging to about six small children.

Their father was still working in the fields, but their mother

rose when I entered. She smiled, but she and all the rest

spoke some rude language, Flamand, I suppose; so that we

had to be kind to each other by signs. She fetched me beer,

and pointed out my way with her finger; and I drew a picture

to please the children; and as it was a picture of two men

hitting each other with swords, it pleased them very much.

Then I gave a Belgian penny to each child, for as I said on chance

in French, "It must be that we have the economic equality."

But they had never heard of economic equality, while all

Battersea workmen have heard of economic equality, though it

is true that they haven't got it.

I found my way back to the city, and some time afterwards I actually

saw in the street my two men talking, no doubt still saying,

one that Science had changed all in Humanity, and the other that

Humanity was now pushing the wings of the purely intellectual.

But for me Humanity was hooked on to an accidental picture.

I thought of a low and lonely house in the flats, behind a veil

or film of slight trees, a man breaking the ground as men have

broken from the first morning, and a huge grey horse champing

his food within a foot of a child's head, as in the stable

where Christ was born.




XXX The Little Birds Who Won't Sing

On my last morning on the Flemish coast, when I knew that

in a few hours I should be in England, my eye fell upon one

of the details of Gothic carving of which Flanders is full.

I do not know whether the thing is old, though it was certainly

knocked about and indecipherable, but at least it was certainly

in the style and tradition of the early Middle Ages.

It seemed to represent men bending themselves (not to say

twisting themselves) to certain primary employments.

Some seemed to be sailors tugging at ropes; others, I think,

were reaping; others were energetically pouring something

into something else. This is entirely characteristic of

the pictures and carvings of the early thirteenth century,

perhaps the most purely vigorous time in all history.

The great Greeks preferred to carve their gods and heroes

doing nothing. Splendid and philosophic as their composure

is there is always about it something that marks the master

of many slaves. But if there was one thing the early

mediaevals liked it was representing people doing something--

hunting or hawking, or rowing boats, or treading grapes,

or making shoes, or cooking something in a pot. "Quicquid agunt

homines, votum, timor, ira voluptas." (I quote from memory.)

The Middle Ages is full of that spirit in all its monuments and

manuscripts. Chaucer retains it in his jolly insistence on

everybody's type of trade and toil. It was the earliest and

youngest resurrection of Europe, the time when social order was

strengthening, but had not yet become oppressive; the time when

religious faiths were strong, but had not yet been exasperated.

For this reason the whole effect of Greek and Gothic carving is

different. The figures in the Elgin marbles, though often reining

their steeds for an instant in the air, seem frozen for ever

at that perfect instant. But a mass of mediaeval carving

seems actually a sort of bustle or hubbub in stone.

Sometimes one cannot help feeling that the groups actually

move and mix, and the whole front of a great cathedral has

the hum of a huge hive.

. . . . .

But about these particular figures there was a peculiarity

of which I could not be sure. Those of them that had any heads

had very curious heads, and it seemed to me that they had their

mouths open. Whether or no this really meant anything or was

an accident of nascent art I do not know; but in the course

of wondering I recalled to my mind the fact that singing was

connected with many of the tasks there suggested, that there

were songs for reapers and songs for sailors hauling ropes.

I was still thinking about this small problem when I walked

along the pier at Ostend; and I heard some sailors uttering

a measured shout as they laboured, and I remembered that sailors

still sing in chorus while they work, and even sing different

songs according to what part of their work they are doing.

And a little while afterwards, when my sea journey was over, the sight

of men working in the English fields reminded me again that there

are still songs for harvest and for many agricultural routines.

And I suddenly wondered why if this were so it should be

quite unknown, for any modern trade to have a ritual poetry.

How did people come to chant rude poems while pulling certain

ropes or gathering certain fruit, and why did nobody do

anything of the kind while producing any of the modern things?

Why is a modern newspaper never printed by people singing in chorus?

Why do shopmen seldom, if ever, sing?

. . . . .

If reapers sing while reaping, why should not auditors sing while

auditing and bankers while banking? If there are songs for all

the separate things that have to be done in a boat, why are there

not songs for all the separate things that have to be done in a bank?

As the train from Dover flew through the Kentish gardens,

I tried to write a few songs suitable for commercial gentlemen.

Thus, the work of bank clerks when casting up columns might begin

with a thundering chorus in praise of Simple Addition.

"Up my lads and lift the ledgers, sleep and ease are o'er.

Hear the Stars of Morning shouting: 'Two and Two are four.'

Though the creeds and realms are reeling, though the sophists roar,

Though we weep and pawn our watches, Two and Two are Four."

"There's a run upon the Bank--Stand away! For the Manager's

a crank and the Secretary drank,

and the Upper Tooting Bank

Turns to bay!

Stand close: there is a run On the Bank. Of our ship, our royal one,

let the ringing legend run,

that she fired with every gun

Ere she sank."

. . . . .

And as I came into the cloud of London I met a friend of mine

who actually is in a bank, and submitted these suggestions

in rhyme to him for use among his colleagues. But he was not

very hopeful about the matter. It was not (he assured me)

that he underrated the verses, or in any sense lamented their

lack of polish. No; it was rather, he felt, an indefinable

something in the very atmosphere of the society in which we

live that makes it spiritually difficult to sing in banks.

And I think he must be right; though the matter is very mysterious.

I may observe here that I think there must be some mistake in

the calculations of the Socialists. They put down all our distress,

not to a moral tone, but to the chaos of private enterprise.

Now, banks are private; but post-offices are Socialistic:

therefore I naturally expected that the post-office would fall into

the collectivist idea of a chorus. Judge of my surprise when the

lady in my local post-office (whom I urged to sing) dismissed the

idea with far more coldness than the bank clerk had done. She

seemed indeed, to be in a considerably greater state of depression

than he. Should any one suppose that this was the effect of the

verses themselves, it is only fair to say that the specimen verse

of the Post-Office Hymn ran thus:

"O'er London our letters are shaken like snow,

Our wires o'er the world like the thunderbolts go.

The news that may marry a maiden in Sark,

Or kill an old lady in Finsbury Park."

Chorus (with a swing of joy and energy):

"Or kill an old lady in Finsbury Park."

And the more I thought about the matter the more painfully

certain it seemed that the most important and typical modern

things could not be done with a chorus. One could not,

for instance, be a great financier and sing; because the

essence of being a great financier is that you keep quiet.

You could not even in many modern circles be a public man

and sing; because in those circles the essence of being

a public man is that you do nearly everything in private.

Nobody would imagine a chorus of money-lenders. Every one

knows the story of the solicitors' corps of volunteers who,

when the Colonel on the battlefield cried "Charge!" all said

simultaneously, "Six-and-eightpence." Men can sing while

charging in a military, but hardly in a legal sense. And at

the end of my reflections I had really got no further than

the sub-conscious feeling of my friend the bank-clerk--that

there is something spiritually suffocating about our life;

not about our laws merely, but about our life. Bank-clerks

are without songs, not because they are poor, but because

they are sad. Sailors are much poorer. As I passed homewards

I passed a little tin building of some religious sort, which

was shaken with shouting as a trumpet is torn with its own

tongue. THEY were singing anyhow; and I had for an instant

a fancy I had often had before: that with us the super-human

is the only place where you can find the human. Human nature

is hunted and has fled into sanctuary.




XXXI The Riddle of the Ivy

More than a month ago, when I was leaving London for a holiday,

a friend walked into my flat in Battersea and found me surrounded

with half-packed luggage.

"You seem to be off on your travels," he said. "Where are you going?"

With a strap between my teeth I replied, "To Battersea."

"The wit of your remark," he said, "wholly escapes me."

"I am going to Battersea," I repeated, "to Battersea via Paris, Belfort,

Heidelberg, and Frankfort. My remark contained no wit. It contained

simply the truth. I am going to wander over the whole world until once

more I find Battersea. Somewhere in the seas of sunset or of sunrise,

somewhere in the ultimate archipelago of the earth, there is one little

island which I wish to find: an island with low green hills and great

white cliffs. Travellers tell me that it is called England (Scotch

travellers tell me that it is called Britain), and there is a rumour

that somewhere in the heart of it there is a beautiful place called

Battersea."

"I suppose it is unnecessary to tell you," said my friend,

with an air of intellectual comparison, "that this is Battersea?"

"It is quite unnecessary," I said, "and it is spiritually untrue.

I cannot see any Battersea here; I cannot see any London or

any England. I cannot see that door. I cannot see that chair:

because a cloud of sleep and custom has come across my eyes.

The only way to get back to them is to go somewhere else; and that

is the real object of travel and the real pleasure of holidays.

Do you suppose that I go to France in order to see France? Do you suppose

that I go to Germany in order to see Germany? I shall enjoy them both;

but it is not them that I am seeking. I am seeking Battersea.

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land;

it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land.

Now I warn you that this Gladstone bag is compact and heavy,

and that if you utter that word 'paradox' I shall hurl it at your head.

I did not make the world, and I did not make it paradoxical.

It is not my fault, it is the truth, that the only way to go

to England is to go away from it."

But when, after only a month's travelling, I did come back

to England, I was startled to find that I had told the exact truth.

England did break on me at once beautifully new and beautifully old.

To land at Dover is the right way to approach England (most things

that are hackneyed are right), for then you see first the full,

soft gardens of Kent, which are, perhaps, an exaggeration,

but still a typical exaggeration, of the rich rusticity of England.

As it happened, also, a fellow-traveller with whom I had fallen

into conversation felt the same freshness, though for another cause.

She was an American lady who had seen Europe, and had

never yet seen England, and she expressed her enthusiasm

in that simple and splendid way which is natural to Americans,

who are the most idealistic people in the whole world.

Their only danger is that the idealist can easily become the idolator.

And the American has become so idealistic that he even idealises money.

But (to quote a very able writer of American short stories)

that is another story.

"I have never been in England before," said the American lady,

"yet it is so pretty that I feel as if I have been away from it

for a long time."

"So you have," I said; "you have been away for three hundred years."

"What a lot of ivy you have," she said. "It covers the churches

and it buries the houses. We have ivy; but I have never seen it

grow like that."

"I am interested to hear it," I replied, "for I am making a little

list of all the things that are really better in England.

Even a month on the Continent, combined with intelligence,

will teach you that there are many things that are better abroad.

All the things that the DAILY MAIL calls English are better abroad.

But there are things entirely English and entirely good.

Kippers, for instance, and Free Trade, and front gardens,

and individual liberty, and the Elizabethan drama, and hansom cabs,

and cricket, and Mr. Will Crooks. Above all, there is the happy

and holy custom of eating a heavy breakfast. I cannot imagine that

Shakespeare began the day with rolls and coffee, like a Frenchman

or a German. Surely he began with bacon or bloaters. In fact, a

light bursts upon me; for the first time I see the real meaning of

Mrs. Gallup and the Great Cipher. It is merely a mistake in the

matter of a capital letter. I withdraw my objections; I accept

everything; bacon did write Shakespeare."

"I cannot look at anything but the ivy," she said,

"it looks so comfortable."

While she looked at the ivy I opened for the first time for many

weeks an English newspaper, and I read a speech of Mr. Balfour

in which he said that the House of Lords ought to be preserved

because it represented something in the nature of permanent public

opinion of England, above the ebb and flow of the parties.

Now Mr. Balfour is a perfectly sincere patriot, a man who, from his

own point of view, thinks long and seriously about the public needs,

and he is, moreover, a man of entirely exceptionable intellectual power.

But alas, in spite of all this, when I had read that speech I

thought with a heavy heart that there was one more thing that I had

to add to the list of the specially English things, such as kippers

and cricket; I had to add the specially English kind of humbug.

In France things are attacked and defended for what they are.

The Catholic Church is attacked because it is Catholic,

and defended because it is Catholic. The Republic is defended

because it is Republican, and attacked because it is Republican.

But here is the ablest of English politicians consoling everybody

by telling them that the House of Lords is not really the House

of Lords, but something quite different, that the foolish accidental

peers whom he meets every night are in some mysterious way experts

upon the psychology of the democracy; that if you want to know

what the very poor want you must ask the very rich, and that if you

want the truth about Hoxton, you must ask for it at Hatfield.

If the Conservative defender of the House of Lords were a logical

French politician he would simply be a liar. But being an English

politician he is simply a poet. The English love of believing that

all is as it should be, the English optimism combined with the strong

English imagination, is too much even for the obvious facts.

In a cold, scientific sense, of course, Mr. Balfour knows that nearly

all the Lords who are not Lords by accident are Lords by bribery.

He knows, and (as Mr. Belloc excellently said) everybody in Parliament

knows the very names of the peers who have purchased their peerages.

But the glamour of comfort, the pleasure of reassuring himself

and reassuring others, is too strong for this original knowledge;

at last it fades from him, and he sincerely and earnestly

calls on Englishmen to join with him in admiring an august and

public-spirited Senate, having wholly forgotten that the Senate

really consists of idiots whom he has himself despised;

and adventurers whom he has himself ennobled.

"Your ivy is so beautifully soft and thick," said the American lady,

"it seems to cover almost everything. It must be the most poetical

thing in England."

"It is very beautiful," I said, "and, as you say, it is very English.

Charles Dickens, who was almost more English than England,

wrote one of his rare poems about the beauty of ivy.

Yes, by all means let us admire the ivy, so deep, so warm,

so full of a genial gloom and a grotesque tenderness.

Let us admire the ivy; and let us pray to God in His mercy

that it may not kill the tree."




XXXII The Travellers in State

The other day, to my great astonishment, I caught a train; it was

a train going into the Eastern Counties, and I only just caught it.

And while I was running along the train (amid general admiration)

I noticed that there were a quite peculiar and unusual number of

carriages marked "Engaged." On five, six, seven, eight, nine carriages

was pasted the little notice: at five, six, seven, eight, nine windows

were big bland men staring out in the conscious pride of possession.

Their bodies seemed more than usually impenetrable, their faces more

than usual placid. It could not be the Derby, if only for the minor

reasons that it was the opposite direction and the wrong day.

It could hardly be the King. It could hardly be the French President.

For, though these distinguished persons naturally like to be private

for three hours, they are at least public for three minutes.

A crowd can gather to see them step into the train; and there was no

crowd here, or any police ceremonial.

Who were those awful persons, who occupied more of the train

than a bricklayer's beanfeast, and yet were more fastidious

and delicate than the King's own suite? Who were these that

were larger than a mob, yet more mysterious than a monarch?

Was it possible that instead of our Royal House visiting the Tsar,

he was really visiting us? Or does the House of Lords

have a breakfast? I waited and wondered until the train

slowed down at some station in the direction of Cambridge.

Then the large, impenetrable men got out, and after them

got out the distinguished holders of the engaged seats.

They were all dressed decorously in one colour; they had neatly

cropped hair; and they were chained together.

I looked across the carriage at its only other occupant, and our

eyes met. He was a small, tired-looking man, and, as I afterwards learnt,

a native of Cambridge; by the look of him, some working tradesman there,

such as a journeyman tailor or a small clock-mender. In order to make

conversation I said I wondered where the convicts were going.

His mouth twitched with the instinctive irony of our poor, and he said:

"I don't s'pose they're goin' on an 'oliday at the seaside with little

spades and pails." I was naturally delighted, and, pursuing the same vein

of literary invention, I suggested that perhaps dons were taken down

to Cambridge chained together like this. And as he lived in Cambridge,

and had seen several dons, he was pleased with such a scheme. Then when

we had ceased to laugh, we suddenly became quite silent; and the bleak,

grey eyes of the little man grew sadder and emptier than an open sea.

I knew what he was thinking, because I was thinking the same, because all

modern sophists are only sophists, and there is such a thing as mankind.

Then at last (and it fell in as exactly as the right last note of a tune

one is trying to remember) he said: "Well, I s'pose we 'ave to do it."

And in those three things, his first speech and his silence and his

second speech, there were all the three great fundamental facts of

the English democracy, its profound sense of humour, its profound sense

of pathos, and its profound sense of helplessness.

. . . . .

It cannot be too often repeated that all real democracy is an attempt

(like that of a jolly hostess) to bring the shy people out.

For every practical purpose of a political state, for every practical

purpose of a tea-party, he that abaseth himself must be exalted.

At a tea-party it is equally obvious that he that exalteth

himself must be abased, if possible without bodily violence.

Now people talk of democracy as being coarse and turbulent:

it is a self-evident error in mere history. Aristocracy is the thing

that is always coarse and turbulent: for it means appealing to the

self-confident people. Democracy means appealing to the different

people. Democracy means getting those people to vote who would never

have the cheek to govern: and (according to Christian ethics) the

precise people who ought to govern are the people who have not the

cheek to do it. There is a strong example of this truth in my friend

in the train. The only two types we hear of in this argument about crime

and punishment are two very rare and abnormal types.

We hear of the stark sentimentalist, who talks as if there were no

problem at all: as if physical kindness would cure everything:

as if one need only pat Nero and stroke Ivan the Terrible.

This mere belief in bodily humanitarianism is not sentimental;

it is simply snobbish. For if comfort gives men virtue,

the comfortable classes ought to be virtuous--which is absurd.

Then, again, we do hear of the yet weaker and more watery

type of sentimentalists: I mean the sentimentalist who says,

with a sort of splutter, "Flog the brutes!" or who tells you

with innocent obscenity "what he would do" with a certain man--

always supposing the man's hands were tied.

This is the more effeminate type of the two; but both are weak

and unbalanced. And it is only these two types, the sentimental

humanitarian and the sentimental brutalitarian, whom one hears

in the modern babel. Yet you very rarely meet either of them

in a train. You never meet anyone else in a controversy.

The man you meet in a train is like this man that I met:

he is emotionally decent, only he is intellectually doubtful.

So far from luxuriating in the loathsome things that could

be "done" to criminals, he feels bitterly how much better it

would be if nothing need be done. But something must be done.

"I s'pose we 'ave to do it." In short, he is simply a sane man,

and of a sane man there is only one safe definition. He is a man

who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head.

. . . . .

Now the real difficulty of discussing decently this problem

of the proper treatment of criminals is that both parties

discuss the matter without any direct human feeling.

The denouncers of wrong are as cold as the organisers of wrong.

Humanitarianism is as hard as inhumanity.

Let me take one practical instance. I think the flogging

arranged in our modern prisons is a filthy torture; all its

scientific paraphernalia, the photographing, the medical attendance,

prove that it goes to the last foul limit of the boot and rack.

The cat is simply the rack without any of its intellectual reasons.

Holding this view strongly, I open the ordinary humanitarian books or

papers and I find a phrase like this, "The lash is a relic of barbarism."

So is the plough. So is the fishing net. So is the horn or

the staff or the fire lit in winter. What an inexpressibly feeble

phrase for anything one wants to attack--a relic of barbarism!

It is as if a man walked naked down the street to-morrow,

and we said that his clothes were not quite in the latest fashion.

There is nothing particularly nasty about being a relic of barbarism.

Man is a relic of barbarism. Civilisation is a relic of barbarism.

But torture is not a relic of barbarism at all. In actuality it is simply

a relic of sin; but in comparative history it may well be called a relic

of civilisation. It has always been most artistic and elaborate when

everything else was most artistic and elaborate. Thus it was detailed

exquisite in the late Roman Empire, in the complex and gorgeous sixteenth

century, in the centralised French monarchy a hundred years before the

Revolution, and in the great Chinese civilisation to this day. This is,

first and last, the frightful thing we must remember. In so far as we

grow instructed and refined we are not (in any sense whatever) naturally

moving away from torture. We may be moving towards torture. We must know

what we are doing, if we are to avoid the enormous secret cruelty which

has crowned every historic civilisation.

The train moves more swiftly through the sunny English fields.

They have taken the prisoners away, and I do not know what they

have done with them.




CHESTERTON-THE TRENDEDOUS TRIFLES - XXVIII The Lion