CHESTERTON-WHAT'S WRONG




What's Wrong With The World

by G.K. Chesterton



DEDICATION

To C. F G. Masterman, M. P.

My Dear Charles,

I originally called this book "What is Wrong," and it would

have satisfied your sardonic temper to note the number of social

misunderstandings that arose from the use of the title.

Many a mild lady visitor opened her eyes when I remarked casually,

"I have been doing 'What is Wrong' all this morning."

And one minister of religion moved quite sharply in his chair

when I told him (as he understood it) that I had to run upstairs

and do what was wrong, but should be down again in a minute.

Exactly of what occult vice they silently accused me I

cannot conjecture, but I know of what I accuse myself; and that is,

of having written a very shapeless and inadequate book, and one

quite unworthy to be dedicated to you. As far as literature goes,

this book is what is wrong and no mistake.

It may seem a refinement of insolence to present so wild

a composition to one who has recorded two or three of the really

impressive visions of the moving millions of England. You are

the only man alive who can make the map of England crawl with life;

a most creepy and enviable accomplishment. Why then should I

trouble you with a book which, even if it achieves its object

(which is monstrously unlikely) can only be a thundering

gallop of theory?

Well, I do it partly because I think you politicians are none

the worse for a few inconvenient ideals; but more because you

will recognise the many arguments we have had, those arguments

which the most wonderful ladies in the world can never endure

for very long. And, perhaps, you will agree with me that

the thread of comradeship and conversation must be protected

because it is so frivolous. It must be held sacred, it must

not be snapped, because it is not worth tying together again.

It is exactly because argument is idle that men (I mean males)

must take it seriously; for when (we feel), until the crack

of doom, shall we have so delightful a difference again?

But most of all I offer it to you because there exists not

only comradeship, but a very different thing, called friendship;

an agreement under all the arguments and a thread which,

please God, will never break.

Yours always,

G. K. Chesterton.




PART ONE: THE HOMELESSNESS OF MAN



THE MEDICAL MISTAKE

A book of modern social inquiry has a shape that is somewhat

sharply defined. It begins as a rule with an analysis, with statistics,

tables of population, decrease of crime among Congregationalists,

growth of hysteria among policemen, and similar ascertained facts;

it ends with a chapter that is generally called "The Remedy." It is

almost wholly due to this careful, solid, and scientific method

that "The Remedy" is never found. For this scheme of medical question

and answer is a blunder; the first great blunder of sociology.

It is always called stating the disease before we find the cure.

But it is the whole definition and dignity of man that in social

matters we must actually find the cure before we find the disease .

The fallacy is one of the fifty fallacies that come from the modern

madness for biological or bodily metaphors. It is convenient

to speak of the Social Organism, just as it is convenient to

speak of the British Lion. But Britain is no more an organism

than Britain is a lion. The moment we begin to give a nation

the unity and simplicity of an animal, we begin to think wildly.

Because every man is a biped, fifty men are not a centipede.

This has produced, for instance, the gaping absurdity of

perpetually talking about "young nations" and "dying nations,"

as if a nation had a fixed and physical span of life.

Thus people will say that Spain has entered a final senility;

they might as well say that Spain is losing all her teeth.

Or people will say that Canada should soon produce a literature;

which is like saying that Canada must soon grow a new moustache.

Nations consist of people; the first generation may

be decrepit, or the ten thousandth may be vigorous.

Similar applications of the fallacy are made by those who see

in the increasing size of national possessions, a simple

increase in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and man.

These people, indeed, even fall short in subtlety of the parallel

of a human body. They do not even ask whether an empire is growing

taller in its youth, or only growing fatter in its old age.

But of all the instances of error arising from this

physical fancy, the worst is that we have before us:

the habit of exhaustively describing a social sickness,

and then propounding a social drug.

Now we do talk first about the disease in cases of bodily breakdown;

and that for an excellent reason. Because, though there may be doubt

about the way in which the body broke down, there is no doubt at all

about the shape in which it should be built up again. No doctor proposes

to produce a new kind of man, with a new arrangement of eyes or limbs.

The hospital, by necessity, may send a man home with one leg less:

but it will not (in a creative rapture) send him home with one leg extra.

Medical science is content with the normal human body, and only seeks

to restore it.

But social science is by no means always content with the normal

human soul; it has all sorts of fancy souls for sale. Man as a

social idealist will say "I am tired of being a Puritan; I want

to be a Pagan," or "Beyond this dark probation of Individualism I

see the shining paradise of Collectivism." Now in bodily ills

there is none of this difference about the ultimate ideal.

The patient may or may not want quinine; but he certainly

wants health No one says "I am tired of this headache;

I want some toothache," or "The only thing for this Russian

influenza is a few German measles," or "Through this dark

probation of catarrh I see the shining paradise of rheumatism."

But exactly the whole difficulty in our public problems

is that some men are aiming at cures which other men would

regard as worse maladies; are offering ultimate conditions

as states of health which others would uncompromisingly

call states of disease. Mr. Belloc once said that he would

no more part with the idea of property than with his teeth;

yet to Mr. Bernard Shaw property is not a tooth, but a toothache.

Lord Milner has sincerely attempted to introduce German efficiency;

and many of us would as soon welcome German measles.

Dr. Saleeby would honestly like to have Eugenics; but I would

rather have rheumatics.

This is the arresting and dominant fact about modern

social discussion; that the quarrel is not merely about

the difficulties, but about the aim. We agree about the evil;

it is about the good that we should tear each other's eyes cut.

We all admit that a lazy aristocracy is a bad thing.

We should not by any means all admit that an active aristocracy would

be a good thing. We all feel angry with an irreligious priesthood;

but some of us would go mad with disgust at a really religious one.

Everyone is indignant if our army is weak, including the people

who would be even more indignant if it were strong.

The social case is exactly the opposite of the medical case.

We do not disagree, like doctors, about the precise nature

of the illness, while agreeing about the nature of health.

On the contrary, we all agree that England is unhealthy, but half

of us would not look at her in what the other half would call blooming

health . Public abuses are so prominent and pestilent that they

sweep all generous people into a sort of fictitious unanimity.

We forget that, while we agree about the abuses of things,

we should differ very much about the uses of them.

Mr. Cadbury and I would agree about the bad public house.

It would be precisely in front of the good public-house that our

painful personal fracas would occur.

I maintain, therefore, that the common sociological method

is quite useless: that of first dissecting abject poverty

or cataloguing prostitution. We all dislike abject poverty;

but it might be another business if we began to discuss independent

and dignified poverty. We all disapprove of prostitution;

but we do not all approve of purity. The only way to discuss

the social evil is to get at once to the social ideal.

We can all see the national madness; but what is national sanity?

I have called this book "What Is Wrong with the World?"

and the upshot of the title can be easily and clearly stated.

What is wrong is that we do not ask what is right.




II: WANTED, AN UNPRACTICAL MAN

There is a popular philosophical joke intended to typify

the endless and useless arguments of philosophers; I mean

the joke about which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I am not sure that properly understood, it is so futile an inquiry

after all. I am not concerned here to enter on those deep

metaphysical and theological differences of which the chicken

and egg debate is a frivolous, but a very felicitous, type.

The evolutionary materialists are appropriately enough

represented in the vision of all things coming from an egg,

a dim and monstrous oval germ that had laid itself by accident.

That other supernatural school of thought (to which I

personally adhere) would be not unworthily typified in the fancy

that this round world of ours is but an egg brooded upon

by a sacred unbegotten bird; the mystic dove of the prophets.

But it is to much humbler functions that I here call the awful

power of such a distinction. Whether or no the living bird

is at the beginning of our mental chain, it is absolutely

necessary that it should be at the end of our mental chain.

The bird is the thing to be aimed at--not with a gun, but a

life-bestowing wand. What is essential to our right thinking is this:

that the egg and the bird must not be thought of as equal cosmic

occurrences recurring alternatively forever. They must not become

a mere egg and bird pattern, like the egg and dart pattern. One is

a means and the other an end; they are in different mental worlds.

Leaving the complications of the human breakfast-table out

of account, in an elemental sense, the egg only exists to produce

the chicken. But the chicken does not exist only in order

to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself,

to praise God, and even to suggest ideas to a French dramatist.

Being a conscious life, he is, or may be, valuable in himself.

Now our modern politics are full of a noisy forgetfulness;

forgetfulness that the production of this happy and conscious

life is after all the aim of all complexities and compromises.

We talk of nothing but useful men and working institutions; that is,

we only think of the chickens as things that will lay more eggs.

Instead of seeking to breed our ideal bird, the eagle

of Zeus or the Swan of Avon, or whatever we happen to want,

we talk entirely in terms of the process and the embryo.

The process itself, divorced from its divine object, becomes doubtful

and even morbid; poison enters the embryo of everything;

and our politics are rotten eggs.

Idealism is only considering everything in its practical essence.

Idealism only means that we should consider a poker in reference

to poking before we discuss its suitability for wife-beating;

that we should ask if an egg is good enough for practical

poultry-rearing before we decide that the egg is bad enough

for practical politics. But I know that this primary pursuit

of the theory (which is but pursuit of the aim) exposes one

to the cheap charge of fiddling while Rome is burning.

A school, of which Lord Rosebery is representative, has endeavored

to substitute for the moral or social ideals which have hitherto

been the motive of politics a general coherency or completeness

in the social system which has gained the nick-name of "efficiency."

I am not very certain of the secret doctrine of this sect in the matter.

But, as far as I can make out, "efficiency" means that we ought

to discover everything about a machine except what it is for.

There has arisen in our time a most singular fancy:

the fancy that when things go very wrong we need a practical man.

It would be far truer to say, that when things go very wrong we

need an unpractical man. Certainly, at least, we need a theorist.

A practical man means a man accustomed to mere daily practice,

to the way things commonly work. When things will not work,

you must have the thinker, the man who has some doctrine about why

they work at all. It is wrong to fiddle while Rome is burning;

but it is quite right to study the theory of hydraulics while

Rome is burning.

It is then necessary to drop one's daily agnosticism

and attempt rerum cognoscere causas. If your aeroplane

has a slight indisposition, a handy man may mend it.

But, if it is seriously ill, it is all the more likely that some

absent-minded old professor with wild white hair will have to be

dragged out of a college or laboratory to analyze the evil.

The more complicated the smash, the whiter-haired and more

absent-minded will be the theorist who is needed to deal with it;

and in some extreme cases, no one but the man (probably insane)

who invented your flying-ship could possibly say what was

the matter with it.

"Efficiency," of course, is futile for the same reason

that strong men, will-power and the superman are futile.

That is, it is futile because it only deals with actions after

they have been performed. It has no philosophy for incidents

before they happen; therefore it has no power of choice.

An act can only be successful or unsuccessful when it is over;

if it is to begin, it must be, in the abstract, right or wrong.

There is no such thing as backing a winner; for he cannot be a

winner when he is backed. There is no such thing as fighting on

the winning side; one fights to find out which is the winning side.

If any operation has occurred, that operation was efficient.

If a man is murdered, the murder was efficient. A tropical

sun is as efficient in making people lazy as a Lancashire

foreman bully in making them energetic. Maeterlinck is

as efficient in filling a man with strange spiritual tremors

as Messrs. Crosse and Blackwell are in filling a man with jam.

But it all depends on what you want to be filled with.

Lord Rosebery, being a modern skeptic, probably prefers the

spiritual tremors. I, being an orthodox Christian, prefer the jam.

But both are efficient when they have been effected; and inefficient

until they are effected. A man who thinks much about success must

be the drowsiest sentimentalist; for he must be always looking back.

If he only likes victory he must always come late for the battle.

For the man of action there is nothing but idealism.

This definite ideal is a far more urgent and practical matter in our

existing English trouble than any immediate plans or proposals.

For the present chaos is due to a sort of general oblivion

of all that men were originally aiming at. No man demands

what he desires; each man demands what he fancies he can get.

Soon people forget what the man really wanted first; and after

a successful and vigorous political life, he forgets it himself.

The whole is an extravagant riot of second bests, a pandemonium

of pis-aller. Now this sort of pliability does not merely prevent any

heroic consistency, it also prevents any really practical compromise.

One can only find the middle distance between two points

if the two points will stand still. We may make an arrangement

between two litigants who cannot both get what they want;

but not if they will not even tell us what they want.

The keeper of a restaurant would much prefer that each customer

should give his order smartly, though it were for stewed ibis

or boiled elephant, rather than that each customer should

sit holding his head in his hands, plunged in arithmetical

calculations about how much food there can be on the premises.

Most of us have suffered from a certain sort of ladies who, by their

perverse unselfishness, give more trouble than the selfish; who almost

clamor for the unpopular dish and scramble for the worst seat.

Most of us have known parties or expeditions full of this seething

fuss of self-effacement. From much meaner motives than those of such

admirable women, our practical politicians keep things in the same

confusion through the same doubt about their real demands.

There is nothing that so much prevents a settlement as a tangle

of small surrenders. We are bewildered on every side by politicians

who are in favor of secular education, but think it hopeless

to work for it; who desire total prohibition, but are certain

they should not demand it; who regret compulsory education,

but resignedly continue it; or who want peasant proprietorship

and therefore vote for something else. It is this dazed and

floundering opportunism that gets in the way of everything.

If our statesmen were visionaries something practical might be done.

If we ask for something in the abstract we might get something

in the concrete. As it is, it is not only impossible to get

what one wants, but it is impossible to get any part of it,

because nobody can mark it out plainly like a map. That clear

and even hard quality that there was in the old bargaining has

wholly vanished. We forget that the word "compromise" contains,

among other things, the rigid and ringing word "promise."

Moderation is not vague; it is as definite as perfection.

The middle point is as fixed as the extreme point.

If I am made to walk the plank by a pirate, it is vain

for me to offer, as a common-sense compromise, to walk

along the plank for a reasonable distance. It is exactly

about the reasonable distance that the pirate and I differ.

There is an exquisite mathematical split second at which the plank

tips up. My common-sense ends just before that instant;

the pirate's common-sense begins just beyond it.

But the point itself is as hard as any geometrical diagram;

as abstract as any theological dogma.




III: THE NEW HYPOCRITE

But this new cloudy political cowardice has rendered useless

the old English compromise. People have begun to be

terrified of an improvement merely because it is complete.

They call it utopian and revolutionary that anyone should really

have his own way, or anything be really done, and done with.

Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread.

Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf

is better than a whole loaf.

As an instance to sharpen the argument, I take the one case

of our everlasting education bills. We have actually contrived

to invent a new kind of hypocrite. The old hypocrite,

Tartuffe or Pecksniff, was a man whose aims were really worldly

and practical, while he pretended that they were religious.

The new hypocrite is one whose aims are really religious,

while he pretends that they are worldly and practical.

The Rev. Brown, the Wesleyan minister, sturdily declares

that he cares nothing for creeds, but only for education;

meanwhile, in truth, the wildest Wesleyanism is tearing his soul.

The Rev. Smith, of the Church of England, explains gracefully,

with the Oxford manner, that the only question for him is

the prosperity and efficiency of the schools; while in truth

all the evil passions of a curate are roaring within him.

It is a fight of creeds masquerading as policies.

I think these reverend gentlemen do themselves wrong; I think

they are more pious than they will admit. Theology is not

(as some suppose) expunged as an error. It is merely concealed,

like a sin. Dr. Clifford really wants a theological atmosphere

as much as Lord Halifax; only it is a different one.

If Dr. Clifford would ask plainly for Puritanism and Lord Halifax

ask plainly for Catholicism, something might be done for them.

We are all, one hopes, imaginative enough to recognize the dignity

and distinctness of another religion, like Islam or the cult

of Apollo. I am quite ready to respect another man's faith;

but it is too much to ask that I should respect his doubt,

his worldly hesitations and fictions, his political bargain

and make-believe. Most Nonconformists with an instinct for

English history could see something poetic and national about

the Archbishop of Canterbury as an Archbishop of Canterbury. It is

when he does the rational British statesman that they very

justifiably get annoyed. Most Anglicans with an eye for pluck

and simplicity could admire Dr. Clifford as a Baptist minister.

It is when he says that he is simply a citizen that nobody can

possibly believe him.

But indeed the case is yet more curious than this.

The one argument that used to be urged for our creedless

vagueness was that at least it saved us from fanaticism.

But it does not even do that. On the contrary, it creates

and renews fanaticism with a force quite peculiar to itself.

This is at once so strange and so true that I will ask the reader's

attention to it with a little more precision.

Some people do not like the word "dogma." Fortunately they are free,

and there is an alternative for them. There are two things,

and two things only, for the human mind, a dogma and a prejudice.

The Middle Ages were a rational epoch, an age of doctrine.

Our age is, at its best, a poetical epoch, an age of prejudice.

A doctrine is a definite point; a prejudice is a direction.

That an ox may be eaten, while a man should not be eaten,

is a doctrine. That as little as possible of anything should be

eaten is a prejudice; which is also sometimes called an ideal.

Now a direction is always far more fantastic than a plan.

I would rather have the most archaic map of the road to

Brighton than a general recommendation to turn to the left.

Straight lines that are not parallel must meet at last; but curves

may recoil forever. A pair of lovers might walk along the frontier

of France and Germany, one on the one side and one on the other,

so long as they were not vaguely told to keep away from each other.

And this is a strictly true parable of the effect of our modern

vagueness in losing and separating men as in a mist.

It is not merely true that a creed unites men. Nay, a difference

of creed unites men--so long as it is a clear difference.

A boundary unites. Many a magnanimous Moslem and chivalrous Crusader

must have been nearer to each other, because they were both dogmatists,

than any two homeless agnostics in a pew of Mr. Campbell's chapel.

"I say God is One," and "I say God is One but also Three,"

that is the beginning of a good quarrelsome, manly friendship.

But our age would turn these creeds into tendencies. It would tell

the Trinitarian to follow multiplicity as such (because it was

his "temperament"), and he would turn up later with three hundred

and thirty-three persons in the Trinity. Meanwhile, it would

turn the Moslem into a Monist: a frightful intellectual fall.

It would force that previously healthy person not only to admit

that there was one God, but to admit that there was nobody else.

When each had, for a long enough period, followed the gleam

of his own nose (like the Dong) they would appear again;

the Christian a Polytheist, and the Moslem a Panegoist, both quite mad,

and far more unfit to understand each other than before.

It is exactly the same with politics. Our political vagueness

divides men, it does not fuse them. Men will walk along the edge of a

chasm in clear weather, but they will edge miles away from it in a fog.

So a Tory can walk up to the very edge of Socialism, if he knows

what is Socialism. But if he is told that Socialism is a spirit,

a sublime atmosphere, a noble, indefinable tendency, why, then he keeps

out of its way; and quite right too. One can meet an assertion

with argument; but healthy bigotry is the only way in which one can

meet a tendency. I am told that the Japanese method of wrestling

consists not of suddenly pressing, but of suddenly giving way.

This is one of my many reasons for disliking the Japanese civilization.

To use surrender as a weapon is the very worst spirit of the East.

But certainly there is no force so hard to fight as the force which it

is easy to conquer; the force that always yields and then returns.

Such is the force of a great impersonal prejudice, such as possesses

the modern world on so many points. Against this there is no weapon

at all except a rigid and steely sanity, a resolution not to listen

to fads, and not to be infected by diseases.

In short, the rational human faith must armor itself with prejudice

in an age of prejudices, just as it armoured itself with logic in

an age of logic. But the difference between the two mental methods

is marked and unmistakable. The essential of the difference is this:

that prejudices are divergent, whereas creeds are always in collision.

Believers bump into each other; whereas bigots keep out of each other's

way. A creed is a collective thing, and even its sins are sociable.

A prejudice is a private thing, and even its tolerance is misanthropic.

So it is with our existing divisions. They keep out of each other's way;

the Tory paper and the Radical paper do not answer each other;

they ignore each other. Genuine controversy, fair cut and thrust

before a common audience, has become in our special epoch very rare.

For the sincere controversialist is above all things a good listener.

The really burning enthusiast never interrupts; he listens to the enemy's

arguments as eagerly as a spy would listen to the enemy's arrangements.

But if you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite

politics, you will find that no medium is admitted between violence

and evasion. You will have no answer except slanging or silence.

A modern editor must not have that eager ear that goes with the

honest tongue. He may be deaf and silent; and that is called dignity.

Or he may be deaf and noisy; and that is called slashing journalism.

In neither case is there any controversy; for the whole object of modern

party combatants is to charge out of earshot.

The only logical cure for all this is the assertion of a human ideal.

In dealing with this, I will try to be as little transcendental

as is consistent with reason; it is enough to say that unless we

have some doctrine of a divine man, all abuses may be excused,

since evolution may turn them into uses. It will be easy for

the scientific plutocrat to maintain that humanity will adapt itself

to any conditions which we now consider evil. The old tyrants

invoked the past; the new tyrants will invoke the future evolution

has produced the snail and the owl; evolution can produce a workman

who wants no more space than a snail, and no more light than an owl.

The employer need not mind sending a Kaffir to work underground;

he will soon become an underground animal, like a mole.

He need not mind sending a diver to hold his breath in the deep seas;

he will soon be a deep-sea animal. Men need not trouble

to alter conditions, conditions will so soon alter men.

The head can be beaten small enough to fit the hat.

Do not knock the fetters off the slave; knock the slave until

he forgets the fetters. To all this plausible modem argument

for oppression, the only adequate answer is, that there is a permanent

human ideal that must not be either confused or destroyed.

The most important man on earth is the perfect man who is not there.

The Christian religion has specially uttered the ultimate sanity of Man,

says Scripture, who shall judge the incarnate and human truth.

Our lives and laws are not judged by divine superiority, but simply

by human perfection. It is man, says Aristotle, who is the measure.

It is the Son of Man, says Scripture, who shall judge the quick

and the dead.

Doctrine, therefore, does not cause dissensions;

rather a doctrine alone can cure our dissensions.

It is necessary to ask, however, roughly, what abstract and

ideal shape in state or family would fulfil the human hunger;

and this apart from whether we can completely obtain it or not.

But when we come to ask what is the need of normal men,

what is the desire of all nations, what is the ideal house,

or road, or rule, or republic, or king, or priesthood,

then we are confronted with a strange and irritating difficulty

peculiar to the present time; and we must call a temporary halt

and examine that obstacle.




IV THE FEAR OF THE PAST

The last few decades have been marked by a special cultivation

of the romance of the future. We seem to have made up our minds

to misunderstand what has happened; and we turn, with a sort of relief,

to stating what will happen--which is (apparently) much easier.

The modern man no longer presents the memoirs of his great grandfather;

but is engaged in writing a detailed and authoritative biography

of his great-grandson. Instead of trembling before the specters

of the dead, we shudder abjectly under the shadow of the babe unborn.

This spirit is apparent everywhere, even to the creation of a form

of futurist romance. Sir Walter Scott stands at the dawn of

the nineteenth century for the novel of the past; Mr. H. G. Wells

stands at the dawn of the twentieth century for the novel

of the future. The old story, we know, was supposed to begin:

"Late on a winter's evening two horsemen might have been seen--."

The new story has to begin: "Late on a winter's evening two aviators

will be seen--." The movement is not without its elements of charm;

there is something spirited, if eccentric, in the sight of so many

people fighting over again the fights that have not yet happened;

of people still glowing with the memory of tomorrow morning.

A man in advance of the age is a familiar phrase enough.

An age in advance of the age is really rather odd.

But when full allowance has been made for this harmless

element of poetry and pretty human perversity in the thing,

I shall not hesitate to maintain here that this cult of

the future is not only a weakness but a cowardice of the age.

It is the peculiar evil of this epoch that even its pugnacity

is fundamentally frightened; and the Jingo is contemptible

not because he is impudent, but because he is timid.

The reason why modern armaments do not inflame the imagination

like the arms and emblazonments of the Crusades is a reason

quite apart from optical ugliness or beauty. Some battleships

are as beautiful as the sea; and many Norman nosepieces were

as ugly as Norman noses. The atmospheric ugliness that surrounds

our scientific war is an emanation from that evil panic which is

at the heart of it. The charge of the Crusades was a charge;

it was charging towards God, the wild consolation of the braver.

The charge of the modern armaments is not a charge at all.

It is a rout, a retreat, a flight from the devil, who will catch

the hindmost. It is impossible to imagine a mediaeval knight

talking of longer and longer French lances, with precisely

the quivering employed about larger and larger German ships The

man who called the Blue Water School the "Blue Funk School"

uttered a psychological truth which that school itself would

scarcely essentially deny. Even the two-power standard,

if it be a necessity, is in a sense a degrading necessity.

Nothing has more alienated many magnanimous minds from Imperial

enterprises than the fact that they are always exhibited as stealthy

or sudden defenses against a world of cold rapacity and fear.

The Boer War, for instance, was colored not so much by the creed

that we were doing something right, as by the creed that Boers

and Germans were probably doing something wrong; driving us

(as it was said) to the sea. Mr. Chamberlain, I think,

said that the war was a feather in his cap and so it was:

a white feather.

Now this same primary panic that I feel in our rush towards patriotic

armaments I feel also in our rush towards future visions of society.

The modern mind is forced towards the future by a certain sense

of fatigue, not unmixed with terror, with which it regards the past.

It is propelled towards the coming time; it is, in the exact words

of the popular phrase, knocked into the middle of next week.

And the goad which drives it on thus eagerly is not an affectation

for futurity Futurity does not exist, because it is still future.

Rather it is a fear of the past; a fear not merely of

the evil in the past, but of the good in the past also.

The brain breaks down under the unbearable virtue of mankind.

There have been so many flaming faiths that we cannot hold;

so many harsh heroisms that we cannot imitate; so many

great efforts of monumental building or of military glory

which seem to us at once sublime and pathetic. The future

is a refuge from the fierce competition of our forefathers.

The older generation, not the younger, is knocking at our door.

It is agreeable to escape, as Henley said, into the Street

of By-and-Bye, where stands the Hostelry of Never. It is

pleasant to play with children, especially unborn children.

The future is a blank wall on which every man can write his own

name as large as he likes; the past I find already covered

with illegible scribbles, such as Plato, Isaiah, Shakespeare,

Michael Angelo, Napoleon. I can make the future as narrow as myself;

the past is obliged to be as broad and turbulent as humanity.

And the upshot of this modern attitude is really this:

that men invent new ideals because they dare not attempt old ideals.

They look forward with enthusiasm, because they are afraid

to look back.

Now in history there is no Revolution that is not a Restoration.

Among the many things that Leave me doubtful about the modern

habit of fixing eyes on the future, none is stronger than this:

that all the men in history who have really done anything

with the future have had their eyes fixed upon the past.

I need not mention the Renaissance, the very word proves my case.

The originality of Michael Angelo and Shakespeare began with

the digging up of old vases and manuscripts. The mildness

of poets absolutely arose out of the mildness of antiquaries.

So the great mediaeval revival was a memory of the Roman Empire.

So the Reformation looked back to the Bible and Bible times.

So the modern Catholic movement has looked back to patristic times.

But that modern movement which many would count the most

anarchic of all is in this sense the most conservative of all.

Never was the past more venerated by men than it was by the

French Revolutionists. They invoked the little republics of

antiquity with the complete confidence of one who invokes the gods.

The Sans-culottes believed (as their name might imply) in a return

to simplicity. They believed most piously in a remote past;

some might call it a mythical past. For some strange reason

man must always thus plant his fruit trees in a graveyard.

Man can only find life among the dead. Man is a misshapen monster,

with his feet set forward and his face turned back. He can make

the future luxuriant and gigantic, so long as he is thinking

about the past. When he tries to think about the future itself,

his mind diminishes to a pin point with imbecility, which some

call Nirvana. To-morrow is the Gorgon; a man must only see it

mirrored in the shining shield of yesterday. If he sees it directly

he is turned to stone. This has been the fate of all those who

have really seen fate and futurity as clear and inevitable.

The Calvinists, with their perfect creed of predestination,

were turned to stone. The modern sociological scientists

(with their excruciating Eugenics) are turned to stone.

The only difference is that the Puritans make dignified,

and the Eugenists somewhat amusing, statues.

But there is one feature in the past which more than all

the rest defies and depresses the moderns and drives them

towards this featureless future. I mean the presence in

the past of huge ideals, unfulfilled and sometimes abandoned.

The sight of these splendid failures is melancholy to a restless

and rather morbid generation; and they maintain a strange silence

about them--sometimes amounting to an unscrupulous silence.

They keep them entirely out of their newspapers and almost entirely

out of their history books. For example, they will often tell you

(in their praises of the coming age) that we are moving on towards

a United States of Europe. But they carefully omit to tell

you that we are moving away from a United States of Europe,

that such a thing existed literally in Roman and essentially in

mediaeval times. They never admit that the international hatreds

(which they call barbaric) are really very recent, the mere

breakdown of the ideal of the Holy Roman Empire. Or again,

they will tell you that there is going to be a social revolution,

a great rising of the poor against the rich; but they never rub it

in that France made that magnificent attempt, unaided, and that we

and all the world allowed it to be trampled out and forgotten.

I say decisively that nothing is so marked in modern writing

as the prediction of such ideals in the future combined with the

ignoring of them in the past. Anyone can test this for himself.

Read any thirty or forty pages of pamphlets advocating peace

in Europe and see how many of them praise the old Popes or Emperors

for keeping the peace in Europe. Read any armful of essays

and poems in praise of social democracy, and see how many of them

praise the old Jacobins who created democracy and died for it.

These colossal ruins are to the modern only enormous eyesores.

He looks back along the valley of the past and sees a perspective

of splendid but unfinished cities. They are unfinished,

not always through enmity or accident, but often through fickleness,

mental fatigue, and the lust for alien philosophies.

We have not only left undone those things that we ought to have done,

but we have even left undone those things that we wanted to do

It is very currently suggested that the modern man is the heir of all the

ages, that he has got the good out of these successive human experiments.

I know not what to say in answer to this, except to ask the reader

to look at the modern man, as I have just looked at the modern man--

in the looking-glass. Is it really true that you and I are two starry

towers built up of all the most towering visions of the past?

Have we really fulfilled all the great historic ideals one after

the other, from our naked ancestor who was brave enough to till

a mammoth with a stone knife, through the Greek citizen and the

Christian saint to our own grandfather or great-grandfather, who may

have been sabred by the Manchester Yeomanry or shot in the '48?

Are we still strong enough to spear mammoths, but now tender enough

to spare them? Does the cosmos contain any mammoth that we have

either speared or spared? When we decline (in a marked manner)

to fly the red flag and fire across a barricade like our grandfathers,

are we really declining in deference to sociologists--or to soldiers?

Have we indeed outstripped the warrior and passed the ascetical saint?

I fear we only outstrip the warrior in the sense that we should

probably run away from him. And if we have passed the saint,

I fear we have passed him without bowing.

This is, first and foremost, what I mean by the narrowness

of the new ideas, the limiting effect of the future.

Our modern prophetic idealism is narrow because it has undergone

a persistent process of elimination. We must ask for new

things because we are not allowed to ask for old things.

The whole position is based on this idea that we have got

all the good that can be got out of the ideas of the past.

But we have not got all the good out of them, perhaps at this

moment not any of the good out of them. And the need here is

a need of complete freedom for restoration as well as revolution.

We often read nowadays of the valor or audacity with which some

rebel attacks a hoary tyranny or an antiquated superstition.

There is not really any courage at all in attacking hoary

or antiquated things, any more than in offering to fight

one's grandmother. The really courageous man is he who defies

tyrannies young as the morning and superstitions fresh

as the first flowers. The only true free-thinker is he whose

intellect is as much free from the future as from the past.

He cares as little for what will be as for what has been;

he cares only for what ought to be. And for my present

purpose I specially insist on this abstract independence.

If I am to discuss what is wrong, one of the first things

that are wrong is this: the deep and silent modern assumption

that past things have become impossible. There is one metaphor

of which the moderns are very fond; they are always saying,

"You can't put the clock back." The simple and obvious answer

is "You can." A clock, being a piece of human construction,

can be restored by the human finger to any figure or hour.

In the same way society, being a piece of human construction,

can be reconstructed upon any plan that has ever existed.

There is another proverb, "As you have made your bed,

so you must lie on it"; which again is simply a lie.

If I have made my bed uncomfortable, please God I will make it again.

We could restore the Heptarchy or the stage coaches if we chose.

It might take some time to do, and it might be very inadvisable to do it;

but certainly it is not impossible as bringing back last Friday

is impossible. This is, as I say, the first freedom that I claim:

the freedom to restore. I claim a right to propose as a solution

the old patriarchal system of a Highland clan, if that should seem

to eliminate the largest number of evils. It certainly would

eliminate some evils; for instance, the unnatural sense of obeying

cold and harsh strangers, mere bureaucrats and policemen.

I claim the right to propose the complete independence of the small

Greek or Italian towns, a sovereign city of Brixton or Brompton,

if that seems the best way out of our troubles. It would be a way

out of some of our troubles; we could not have in a small state,

for instance, those enormous illusions about men or measures which

are nourished by the great national or international newspapers.

You could not persuade a city state that Mr. Beit was an Englishman,

or Mr. Dillon a desperado, any more than you could persuade

a Hampshire Village that the village drunkard was a teetotaller

or the village idiot a statesman. Nevertheless, I do not as a

fact propose that the Browns and the Smiths should be collected

under separate tartans. Nor do I even propose that Clapham should

declare its independence. I merely declare my independence.

I merely claim my choice of all the tools in the universe;

and I shall not admit that any of them are blunted merely because

they have been used.




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